"A Tale of Two Kitties (transcript)"
Season 3, Episode 45
Production Code: 217B
Airdate: 2013
Writer(s): Kevin Sullivan,
Will Schifrin,
Ray DeLaurentis
Art Direction: George Goodchild
Music by: Guy Moon
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This article is a transcript of the T.U.F.F. Puppy episode "A Tale of Two Kitties" from Season 3. It will air in 2013.


(Episode starts with a view of the Petropolis Prison, then camera moves down to a manhole in front of the prison)

Katty Katswell: (comes out of the manhole and chuckles) Free at last! Now to exact my revenge on my goodie-two-shoes twin sister for putting me in prison. (pulls out picture of Kitty Katswell smiling with Katty glaring at her) I'm coming for you, Kitty Katswell. (cackles while drawing on picture)  Whoops, I... I drew that on me. That doesn't matter. I knew what I meant.

(Katty smiles; the T.U.F.F. Mobile drives over her)

Dudley: Look, Kitty! The Candy Store's having a fire sale!

Kitty: Dudley, it's not a sale, the store's on fire! (T.U.F.F. Mobile pulls up) 

Dudley: We have to do something! (Dudley and Kitty both dress up as firefighters)

Candy Store Owner: Help! I'm trapped on the second floor!

Kitty: Dudley, the owner's trapped on the second floor!

Candy Store Owner: That's what I just said! Quit copying me and save me!

Kitty: I'm going in. Get the T.U.F.F. Safety Net ready!

Dudley: (Digs into bag) Butterfly net. No. Hair net. No. Internet. No. Rescue net. No. No, wait! That's it!

Dudley: He landed in the hospital! What are the odds? Okay, Kitty, jump!

Kitty: Dudley, help! I'm trapped under a barrel of candy!

Dudley: I saved it! I saved the candy! It's a little gooey, but it's gonna live. Except the jelly beans! I couldn't save the jelly beans! WHY?!

Kitty: Dudley!

Dudley: Oh, right! Sorry, Kitty!

Kitty: I can't believe you didn't save me.

Dudley: I did save you, but I didn't save the jelly beans! IT SHOULD'VE BEING ME!

Dudley: Kitty, are you mad at me?

Kitty: What makes you say that?

Dudley: Little things, the look in your eyes, the fact you tried to push me out of the T.U.F.F. mobile on the way here. Plus, there's steam coming out of your ears. But it could be from the fire.

Kitty: Yes, I'm mad at you! You saved a barrel of candy before you saved me!

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