Ollie: "So, what crime will we commit first, boss?" Snaptrap: "We're gonna rob the gas station! Because this thing gets like, no mileage!" [notices robot's fuel tank running very low]
Snaptrap: (hypnotizing Dudley) "Agent Puppy...you're an angry pirate...pillaging everything you see..." Dudley: (being hypnotized) "Okay...can I still be pretty?" Snaptrap: "Sure, you're drop dead gorgeous. NOW, PIPE DOWN AND PILLAGE!"
Larry: "Uh, my dancer outfit is too tight!" Snaptrap: "For the last time, you're not a dancer! I'm just trying to give us a new look! DEAL WITH IT!" Francisco: "I don't mind the new look, but the new names you gave us are really lame!" Larry: "Yeah! I hate being Professor Pink!" Snaptrap: "Oh, well, maybe you'd rather be Professor Pavement! SNEEZE BUTTON!"
Kitty: (hypnotizing Dudley) "Dudley, you are a karate-chopping super dog!" Dudley: (in a karate uniform) "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Snaptrap, Larry, Francisco, and Ollie: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Keswick: "I'M A PRETTY PIRATE PRINCESS WHO'S LATE FOR THE WOODPECKER BALL HI-GEE-GEE!!!"
Keswick: "Who put's mustard in a c-c-cherry pie! I mean, seriously people!"
Keswick: "His pies taste like sha-sha-sha-shoes!"
Dudley: "I got mutton chops with my puppachino!"
Kitty: "Oh, Dudley your crazy, but your not that crazy. Your my partner, and I'm gonna figure out what's really going on."
Snaptrap: "Hi Mom. GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"
The Chief: (faces Kitty) "Yes, Kitty you have a question?"
Kitty: "No, this is how they set my cast."
Snaptrap: "We're not dancers! It's a look!"
Dudley: "Oh a nickel! My bad, it's just a bottle cap."
Dudley: (hypnotized)"I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS, AND I'M GOING TO THE BALL!"