Snaptrap: [on every screen in Petropolis] "Attention, T.U.F.F. Agents! It is I, Verminous Snaptrap! Supreme leader of D.O.O.-[looks at the wall and turns around to D.O.O.M. sign] -of D.O.O.M.! [evil laugh; pause] I don't see the red light! Am I on? Somebody get the I.T. guy!" Ollie: [walks onscreen] "You're on, boss. Besides, you fed the I.T. guy to the sharks when your computer froze." Snaptrap: "Oh, right. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. I have jammed the air waves to announce my most diabolical plan ever! In exactly 12 hours, I am gonna something so evil that it...uh...it can't be described in words! Snaptrap out! [grins] Okay, now I see the red light. Am I out?" Ollie: "Still on, boss. The I.T. guy was the only one who knew how to turn off the camera." [Snaptrap growls, grabs his blaster, and shoots at the camera but accidentally hits Larry] Larry: [offscreen] "OW! MY EYE!" Snaptrap: "Sorry, Larry. I was aiming at the camera. [blasts camera ending transmission]"
Snaptrap: "I need an evil plan!" Francisco: "Uh…you mean you don't have one, boss?" Snaptrap: "No! I just really wanted to be on TV! Then I kinda shot my mouth off!" Larry: [injured from the blast] "Then you shot me!" Snaptrap: "I said I was sorry, Larry! Maybe you'd be happier with the I.T. guy?" [dunks Larry into the shark tank] Larry: [attacked by the sharks] "OH, THE TEETH!"
Keswick: "The clown is down! Repeat, the clown is down!" Dudley: "Someone better warn the pizza guy!"