Snaptrap: "Petropolis, drop to your knees, and bow to your new lord and master, VERMINIOUS SNAPTRAP! How's that?"
Ollie: (holding a cup of tea) "It'd been more frightening if you were on a real video screen, boss."
Snaptrap: (throws cardboard) "Well we don't have a functioning video screen! How come none of our stuff works anymore?! This is pathetic! Our vehicles don't run, our weapons won't fire and why are you guys sitting on rocks?"
Ollie: "We burned the chairs to cook weenies, boss."
Ollie:"Phone for you boss."
Snaptrap:"Which one? Clam chowder or creamy potato?"
Snaptrap: "There he is! The genius of T.U.F.F., Falswick."
Snaptrap: "Oh well, I appreciate a man with principle-NOW GET IN THE SACK!"
Snaptrap:"You're not going anywhere! Don't make me use this!" (aims soup can at Keswick)
Keswick: "Is that a soup can?"
Keswick:"Oh all right, I suppose I could help fix the pl-pl-place up a little. I'll need plasma rods, hydro spanners, uranium isotopes and a quantum ja-ja-generator.
Larry: "We have soup cans and a shark tank."
Keswick: "Uh-cl-cl-close enough."
Dudley:"Where is Keswick with the doughnuts?! He's been gone for twelve hours!"
Kitty: "Uh, three minutes, twenty-one seconds."
Dudley: "In dog years that's twelve hours!"
Dudley: "AND THE DOUGHNUTS!"
Keswick: (recorded hologram) "Hello bad person, evil-doer or nasty villain. You've been trapped by a new security system designed by me, the muscular, tall, smooth-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-talking Keswick."
All D.O.O.M.: "Hurray for Feldman! Hip hip hurray! Hip hip hurray!"
Snaptrap: (to Keswick) "You're a genius! Have a doughnut. "Fizzbick, do you think you could build me, a doomsday device, to destroy T.U.F.F.? After all, they never appreciated your genius in the first place."
Keswick: "Well, I don't know.. they're my fa-fa-family, they're my fa-fa-friends."
Snaptrap: "C'mon Flipswitch, you know they never appreciated the way we do."
All D.O.O.M.: "Fizzbick! Fizzbick! Fizzbick!"
Keswick: (sinister smile) "Maybe they'll appreciate me now. Well, I can't resist a good chant. One doomsday device, c-c-coming up."
Dudley: "That's easy! Peter Popper piped a pot of purple peepers!"
Kitty: "No, let me! Peter Paper peeled a pouch of plastic pappies!"
The Chief: "Pa pa pa pa pa pa, pee pee pa pa, pee pee pa pa! Huh, thought I nailed that."
Dudley: "T.U.F.F. the Tooth Mobile!"
Kitty: "You mean, to the T.U.F.F. Mobile!"
Dudley: "I thought I nailed that."
Snaptrap: (covered in jelly, half-trapped in doughnut) "I will now, plot my revenge!
Keswick: (to the Chief) "I, couldn't allow Snipsnap-"