Dudley: "Sorry, I never remember where I bury stuff. I usually make a list but I buried that too. Relax, it's not like the curse is real." (hears howling; then jumps into Kitty's arms in fear) "Aaaah! The curse is reeaaaal!"
Snaptrap: (groaning) "My foot's asleep. Pins and needles!"
Bird Brain: Umph, tell me about it."
Dudley: "Wow, an actual king. You know my friend Phil comes from royalty.. his uncle's a duke. Or maybe his name is Duke? The point is he has a pool table."
The Chief: (via monitor) "Agents, you have a new assignment. You're going to the museum."
Dudley: "The museum?! Aaawww! What did we do wrong?!"
The Chief: "The list is too long, and I have no time for it."
Dudley: "I bury stuff all the time; it's a dog thing. Like chasing squirrels and making your own gourmet pasta sauce."
Dudley: "Let's go to Phil's house and play pool!"
The Chameleon: "Team Evil!"
Snaptrap: "Hi, Agent Puppy! Uh, I mean booooo!"
Bird Brain: "We're not doing that!"
Bird Brain: "Well played Agent Puppy, but I knew it was you all along."
Snaptrap: "Yeah, that's why you led that heroic charge into that Ancient Greek trash compactor."
Snaptrap: "Wow! Two supervillains working together! This is monumental. This is historic. This is something the airduct can't support."
Kitty: "Honestly, why can't you be more like a cat? Determined, and focused, and-MOUSE!"
The Chief: "Thanks to you Agent Puppy, I have committed insurance fraud."
Snaptrap: "Aaah! King Mutt, he's real!" (grabs bucket of water and throws it onto The Chameleon; his transformation suit short-circuits, transforming him back into himself)"Why are you melting? No wait, that only works on the Wicked Witch of the West."
The Chameleon: "Oooh, I hope we get the same cell. Then we'd really get to bond! Can I get a Team Evil?"
Bird Brain: "Oh please! Put me in solitary!"
The Chameleon: "Agent Puppy, find that bone or be annihilated by me, King Mutt, ruler of Ancient Egypt! Hieroglyphics, Cleopatra, jewel of the Nile."
The Chameleon: "Oh, ahaha... yes. O-okay, huh ha, by the power vested in me by the town of Egypt, you are now free of my curse! Tutankhamen, Nefertiti, Brendan Fraser."